I was very sad this week. My wife has been in Costa Rica since last Friday and I miss her dearly. We have not been able to keep in touch as much as I would like to since her cell phone will not work down there and she has very limited access to phones and internet.

So in honor of my love for her I wrote her this.

Once upon a time there was this sexy red headed momma. This red head
was super femmy and a granola chick all rolled into one. Then one
night the red head met this charming knock out of a butch. The red
head checked out the butch up and down and knew she was the butch for
her.

The red head had to do a lot of chasing to hold down this butch but
she finally tamed her and took her home. Many nights the red head
laid in bed and watched the butch, holding on to her tight. The butch
became pretty keen on this red head and one night even made the red
head her wife.

The red head was ecstatic and overjoyed by this turn of events. She
never thought in a million years she would have this knock out of a
butch let alone become the Mrs.

Many moons later the red head and the butch were still happily
together. The happy couple never realized how much they really and
truly loved each other till one night the butch had to go on a trip –
far far away. The red head was very sad but knew her butch would be
home soon. She missed her butch terribly and longed for her touch so
much she ached.

Each night before she fell asleep the red head would hold on to her
butch’s pillow and look up to the stars. She knew these were the same
exact stars her butch would be sleeping under. She would gaze up and
admire the beauty she saw in the night sky and thank the heavens for
sending her this remarkable woman. Then she would blow a kiss up to
the sky and hope for it to land on the lips of her butch so far far
away.

Sometimes she would fear that her butch would find another in that far
far away place but then she would look down on the ring on her finger
and would be reminded that her butch was here to stay. The red head
counted down the days until her butch returned home. Sometimes she
would shed a tear or two to calm the longing in her heart and aching
in her soul and then she would feel her butch thinking of her and it
would bring a smile to her face. Whenever she would smile she always
remembers her butch finding that dimple in her cheek – her dimple she
called it.

Then the time finally came for her butch to be home. She stood there
with waited breath watching for her to come down the terminal. When
alas there she was – the love she had waited for all of her life. Her
butch. She showered her butch with love and affection – and lots of
kisses too. She looked into the eyes of her butch and promised her
that no matter what and no matter how far far away they may be that no
one in this lifetime or any other would ever compare to her butch and
that her love would continue on for existences to come.

The red head and the butch went home to their quiet little house and
held each other close for all eternity. And they lived happily ever
after!

psst. Sis-in-law – yes this did happen just as I wrote it but the parental units do not know we got married – we are planning on making it more official later.